TEAMS
| POINTS | W / L |
|---|---|---|
Cincinnati Kitty-Cats vs. Tennessee mythical large demigods |
7-24 |
L |
Detroit Kitty-Cats vs. Green Bay hikers |
25-48 |
L |
Jacksonville Kitty-Cats vs. Buffalo Williams |
16-20 |
L |
Carolina Kitty-Cats vs. Chicago honey-eating omnivores |
20-17 |
W |
Kitty-Cats vs. humans, humanoids, and omnivores |
68-109 |
1-3 |
|
DATE
|
POINTS
|
WIN-LOSS
|
|---|---|---|
| 7 September | 67-92 | 1-3 |
| 14 September | 68-109 | 1-3 |
| 21 September | ||
| 28 September | ||
| 5 October | ||
| 12 October | ||
| 19 October | ||
| 26 October | ||
| 2 November | ||
| 9 November | ||
| 16 November | ||
| 23 November | ||
| 30 November | ||
| 7 December | ||
| 14 December | ||
| 21 December | ||
| 28 December | ||
| REGULAR-SEASON TOTALS | 135-201 * | 2-6 * |
*excludes cat fights
My ever-optimistic official predictions for the Cincinnati Bengals' 2008 season. Well... this season it's not quite so optimistic -- but perhaps too optimistic anyway. It's gonna be an ugly season, I'm afraid. (And this feeling grows all the worse after they lost the first game -- probably the easiest game of the entire season. It's gonna be very ugly.) We lost several key players in the off-season, draft foolishly, and are in quite a bit of chaos, it seems to me. Chaos and losses capped off by firing three past Pro-Bowl players (just 1 week before the season opened): one of whom was immediately signed by New England, one of whom was immediately signed by Detroit, and one of whom was signed within a week by Baltimore [who raised his pay by a few hundred thousand dollars over a 3 year contract]. And mind you, the Bengals fired them -- i.e., they got nothing in return (like... maybe they could have traded them to those other teams and gotten some extra draft picks next Spring). Ugh. Chaos.
|
OPPONENT
|
PREDICTION | ACTUAL |
|---|---|---|
| at Baltimore birdies | W (1-0) | L [10-17] (0-1) |
| Tennessee large mythical demigods | L (1-1) | L [7-24] (0-2) |
| at New York big humanoids | L (1-2) | |
| Cleveland earth-tones | L (1-3) | |
| at Dallas horse-riders | L (1-4) | |
| at New York aeroplanes | W* (2-4) | |
| Pittsburgh thieves | W* (3-4) | |
| Jacksonville Kitty-Cats | L (3-5) | |
| at Houston residents of an oily southern state | L (3-6) | |
| Philadelphia birdies | W (4-6) | |
| at Pittsburgh | L (4-7) | |
| Baltimore | W (5-7) | |
| Indianapolis horsies | L (5-8) | |
| Washington rouge outer coverings | L (5-9) | |
| at Cleveland | L (5-10) | |
| Kansas City leaders | W (6-10) |
Current accuracy of Curt's preseason 2008 predictions: 50%
* These are, admittedly, wishful thinking. But I can dream, can't I?
See 2007 Statistics
See 2006 Statistics
See 2005 Statistics