DATE
|
POINTS
|
WIN-LOSS
|
---|---|---|
10 September | 59-56 | 2-2 |
17 September | 63-67 | 2-2 |
24 September | 92-96 | 2-2 |
1 October | 98-133 | 1-3 |
8 October | 78-38 | 2-1 |
15 October | 56-52 | 2-1 |
22 October | 31-58* | 0-2* |
29 October | 54-70 | 1-2 |
5 November | 87-47 | 2-1 |
12 November | 88-91 | 1-3 |
19 November | 72-43 | 3-1 |
26 November | 77-71 | 1-3 |
3 December | 82-72 | 2-2 |
10 December | 104-84 | 2-2 |
17 December | 45-112 | 0-4 |
24 December | 75-77 | 1-3 |
31 December | 117-110 | 2-2 |
TOTALS | 1278 - 1277 * | 26-36* |
*excludes cat fights
My ever-optimistic official predictions for the Cincinnati Bengals' 2006 season. Too optimistic? Just remember that my extensive research on the Bengals and their opponents must be reckoned with. Or not.
OPPONENT
|
PREDICTION | ACTUAL |
---|---|---|
at Kansas City
(Native American leaders)
|
W (1-0) | W [23-10] (1-0) |
Cleveland (colors of
earth +/or followers of Paul)
|
W (2-0) | W [34-17] (2-0) |
at Pittsburgh (the
hated metallu rgians)
|
W (3-0) | W [28-20] (3-0) |
New England (people
exuberant for their nation)
|
L (3-1) | L [13-38] (3-1) |
at Tampa Bay (17th century
piratical people)
|
W (4-1) |
L [13-14] (3-2) |
Carolina Kitty-Cats
|
W (5-1) | W [17-14] (4-2) |
Atlanta (birdies)
|
W (6-1) | L [27-29] (4-3) |
at Baltimore (birdies)
|
W (7-1) | L [20-26] (4-4) |
San Diego (horsies or dispensers
of electricity)
|
W (8-1) | L [41-49] (4-5) |
at New Orleans
(saved people)
|
W (9-1) | W [31-16] (5-5) |
at Cleveland
|
W (10-1) | W [30-0] (6-5) |
Baltimore
|
W (11-1) | W [13-7] (7-5) |
Oakland (people who
steal things and run away)
|
W (12-1) | W [27-10] (8-5) |
at Indianapolis
(horsies)
|
L (12-2) | L [16-34] (8-6) |
at Denver (horsies)
|
W (13-2) | L [23-24] (8-7) |
Pittsburgh
|
W (14-2) | L [17-23 OT] (8-8) |
Final accuracy of Curt's preseason 2006 predictions: 62.5%